I Wanna See Your Peacock

Hello everyone, and thank you for gracing me with your presence and patience. My name is Cayla C. Crowley, of the alliterative persuasion, but you may call me whatever the hell you want. I'm 22 years young, pansexual, and have a mind so open it's probably on the floor.

I welcome all questions regarding just about any topic, and I'm almost always online if anyone needs someone to talk to.

No seriously. I'm, like, ALWAYS here.

It's actually a little unhealthy.
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Harry Potter Soundtrack

—18 Harry Potter - Leaving Hog

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

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(Source: alphageek2011, via theauthoress)

  • Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
  • Public: That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
  • Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
  • Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
  • Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
  • Public: You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
  • Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
  • Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
  • Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
  • Public: That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
  • Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
  • Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
  • Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
  • Public: That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
  • Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
  • Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!